The Undead Pool is my latest novel and is a spoof on all the superhero comics and movies from the past several decades. One of the main supervillains in the novel is named Crump, an orangutan wearing a blue business suit. Crump is Donald Trump.
Back in 2003, Bill Maher made the joke, for the first time, that Donald Trump was a product of his mother having sex with an orangutan.
"I hope it's not true, but unless he comes up with proof ... I'm willing to offer $5 million to Donald Trump that he can donate to a charity of his choice -- Hair Club for Men; The Institute for Incorrigible Douche-bag-ery. Whatever charity,” Bill Maher told Jay Leno on the Tonight Show.
Donald Trump turned around and sued Bill Maher making a funny bit turn into a national debate over if Donald Trump was in fact a product of his mother and an orangutan.
What if Donald Trump was killed and his brain then transplanted into an orangutan? The supervillain Crump was born. While the Undead Pool is preoccupied battling Zarathustra, Crump drops a large dome over the United States separating it from Mexico and Canada. Yes, the America people have to pay for it.
Here’s an excerpt from the Undead Pool:
“Well, well,” Crump said as he entered the room clapping his hands. “Nobody knows more about capturing superheroes than Crump.”
“Crump, I’m the superhero and superheroes always win,” Mace explained.
“Do they now? You three are prisoners, and I’m here on the other side of the bars all safe from you,” Crump said while holding one of his left fingers upward as he spoke. “Believe me. You three pose no threat to me. I can’t wait to tweet to my followers how easy it was to capture you.”
I had a lot of fun writing the scenes with Crump. The story shows some of the dangers of having Donald Trump as president. People are going to love this novel. Well, maybe not the Trump supporters. It will only be a matter of time before Donald Trump sues me for my portrayal of Crump in the Undead Pool.
Here’s the official The Undead Pool blurb:
Superheroes battle the living dead in this hilarious spoof on the comic book universe!
The Undead Pool is a humorous and demented origin story of former mercenary Mace Murdock, who after being subjected to an experiment from the evil clown Zarathustra that leaves him with accelerated healing powers and the hunger for human brains, adopts the alter ego The Undead Pool. Armed with his new abilities and a twisted sense of humor, he joins forces with superheroes Stable, Psychotic Menacing Schoolgirl and Tigernaut to battle Zarathustra and his zombie clown army. The comedy never ends in this science fiction and horror parody of every superhero and supervillain that comic book enthusiasts love and hate.
The Undead Pool will be released on paperback, Kindle and Kindle Unlimited on September 6.
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The Undead Pool is a spoof on the Marvel and DC superhero comic book and film universes by Derek Ailes. The first book simply entitled The Undead Pool will be released in a few weeks. Welcome to the first behind the scenes on writing the first novel.
Several months ago, after reading a graphic novel spoofing all the major science fiction and horror franchises, which was sponsored by Rifftrax.com, the idea popped in my head about creating a whole cinematic universe spoofing all the comic book characters I grew up idolizing. Deadpool was dominating the box office and the first couple of trailers of Batman vs. Superman had just debut on the internet. I wanted to do a series that not only made fun of, but also, celebrated every comic book character created by DC and Marvel. Being a huge fan of Deadpool, I knew that the main character had to be based on him. I thought a character that was a parody of a comic book character that already was a parody of another comic book character would be pure gold. I thought what if he was a superhero that became a zombie and was brought back from the darkness. I’m a very sarcastic individual and knew I could bring the character to life. I never had as much fun writing as I did writing dialogue for Mace Murdock, A.K.A. The Undead Pool.
The next task was to pick which characters I wanted in the first book. I wanted to stay away from the obvious characters like Superman and Batman. Since there are so many inconsistencies between each of the X-men movies, I thought spoofing X-men would be the perfect place to start. There had to be a parody of Wolverine. Tigernaut was born. I wanted to have a similar origin story as Wolverine, but in a comedic way. There is also a parody of Professor X; Professor Zagar. Deadpool has a long history with Cable and I created Stable, a metallic horse-like creature, to fill that role. Stable, like Cable, has the ability to travel through time.
Before I began writing the novel, I mapped out all the scenes I wanted to parody. Combing through several Deadpool graphic novels, watching hundreds of hours of Marvel and DC animations and all the cinematic movies, reading as much of the history of both franchises and playing the Deadpool video game, I came up with the best scenes to parody. The first scene in the novel is a direct parody of the beginning of the Deadpool movie. There are several scenes that were parodies from the Deadpool video game.
Every comic book series has to have a strong super-villain. Zarathustra, a parody of both Sinister and The Joker, is the perfect villain for the Undead Pool. Stable and the Undead Pool must battle him in the present and in the past. Zarathustra is responsible for transforming Mace Murdock into the Undead Pool. He is the yin to Mace’s yang.
Like Deadpool, the Undead Pool is filled with cultural references and strange humor which will keep the reader entertained from start to finish. Unless you’ve been living under a rock the past few decades, you’ll recognize a majority of the movies and television shows I’m parodying. There are some references that only the diehard comic book fans will recognize and others, everybody will. It doesn’t matter if you’re a diehard comic fan or a casual one, you will enjoy the book.
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